pizza: gothamcitygirl: napoleonbonerhard: ...
lickthecarpet: kimssextape: what is it called when you hate someone but at the same time want to stick your tongue down their throat
the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
Anonymous asked: please tag your doctor who spoilers
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that-whovian-nerdfighter: dear Supernatural fandom we know you’re going to have a rough night so here’s a blanket and some tea and popcorn good luck tonight ….Marshmallow popcorn?
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom. omg this is still going IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH. i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
madhouse94: lavvyy: amisdelabc: I’m going through the Anime North schedule and I can’t stop laughing at some of the panel names LIGHTBULBS AND CORN??????? WHY IS IT 18+
del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think What if it’s k-pop :’
Muffled British Puking: Aww look at them... →
fruk-yeah: princess-tsunderella: The BTT at a wedding reception! Wait. WHO THE FUCK GOT MARRIED. Hold up. Let’s look at dem flowers… Well let’s just see what Germany’s national flower is! Oh. Well… Wait… Can it be? And Italy’s national flower is… … …
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.